Whether you’re looking to spice up your relationship or hoping to reignite the spark, these sexy quotes might help. Sex is an important part of any relationship. It’s a way to physically express your love for one another. It’s also a way to keep the spark alive in your relationship.

If you’re looking for some inspiration, check out these 130 sex quotes. Some are funny, some are naughty, and some are just plain sexy. No matter what your mood, you’re sure to find a quote that’ll get you in the mood. So, what are you waiting for? Scroll down and get started!

 “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” ― Steve Martin

 “To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” – Henry Miller

“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.” – Kurt Vonnegut

“We don’t ask when people age out of singing, or eating ice cream; why would we stop making love?” – Ashton Applewhite

 “Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.” – Havelock Ellis

“Getting married is easy, having sex is easier, but findings someone who can stimulate your mind and make love to your soul, that is rare.” – Habeeb Akande

 “Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship.” – Sue Johansson

“Engage in sex in the morning, when the testosterone level is highest and after a good night sleep for her. Have a little breakfast, hang the phone off the hook, go back into bed.” — Dr Ruth

“Curvy women need to visit a museum. Men have been attracted to those curves forever and still are. They can’t help it and that helps you.” — Dr Ruth

“The principal concern for women is not having an orgasm. But a woman has to take responsibility for her own orgasms.” — Dr Ruth

 “It’s not a competition. No penis can duplicate the vibrations of the vibrator. And no vibrator can replace a penis.” — Dr Ruth

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”― Oscar Wilde

“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” ― Deepak Chopra

“‘Sex’ is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.” — Marquis de Sade

 “When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” — Jim Morrison

 “If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…” — Stan Duppy

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.” – Sophia Loren

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” – John Barrymore

“There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” – Billy Joel

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –  Frank Zappa

“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.” – Robert A. Heinlein

 “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” – Alessandra Torre

“Society has become so obsessed with sex that it seeps from all the pores of our national life.” – Billy Graham

“There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better.” – Florence Henderson

“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” – W.C. Fields

“Billions of people have had sex. I don’t know how many have actually made love.” – Sheila Way Gregoire

 “There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness.” – Audrey Hepburn

 “Physics is like sex; sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” – Richard Feynman

“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ‘til you both get your cookie.” – Alex Baldwin

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal

“The only thing we never get enough of is love, and the only thing we never give enough of is love.” – Henry Miller

 “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr Seuss

“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

“Intimacy is a totally different dimension. It is allowing the other to come into you, to see you as you see yourself.” – Osho

 “Men and women approach sex very differently. Men make love to feel loved. Women need to feel loved to make love.” – Sheila Wray Gregoire

“Yes, sex involves our bodies. But it doesn’t involve only – or even primarily – our bodies. It’s so much more than that.” – Sheila Wray

 “That’s why the marriage bed is usually a pretty accurate picture of what else is going on in the marriage.” – Kevin Leman

“Passionate sex is great. A passionate marriage filled with passionate sex… so much better.” – marriage.com

 “Sexual energy is just that, it’s energy. And where we choose to expend that energy makes all the difference in the world.” – Joy McMillan

 “Sex is about the quality of your entire love life, not the intricate alignment of your bodies.” – Kevin Leman

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.” — Jess C Scott

“To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” ― Henry Miller

“She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together.” — Selena Kitt

“This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.” — Michael Ondaatje

“Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.” — JM Storm

“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” — Jim Morrison

“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.” — Richard P. Feynman

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” — Mae West

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” — Steve Martin

 “I want to touch the parts of you no one else has touched. I want to own the piece of you that has yet to be discovered. So stop resisting. Let go. Let it happen.” — David Holland

 “He snaked an arm around her waist and pulled her into him with an unyielding strength. She’d been unmistakably seized.” — Elizabeth LaFleur

 “A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” — Alessandra Torre

“It’s work having a vagina… You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first quintenary, believe me.” ― Amy Schumer

 “There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats.” ― Elton John

“I like the feeling of being dominated. It actually makes me feel safe as opposed to challenged.” ― Angelina Jolie

“In my own personal limited sexual experience, I’ve found that there are guys doing things where you go there’s no way that that is your own personal instinct. You learned that from somewhere and it wasn’t, you know, a birds and bees conversation with your mom, and it also wasn’t taught to you by a high school girl you met in Michigan.” — Lena Dunham

“I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn’t.” ― Adele

“We’ve all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You’re terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us.” ― Judd Apatow

“Just because society and government and whatever was different 100 years ago doesn’t mean that people didn’t have sex, pick their nose, or swear.” ― Kate Winslet

“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age.” ― Miley Cyrus

“I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I’m going to be making love. I would say at 84 it helps. It’s God’s little helper.” ― Hugh Hefner

“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole.’ And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again.’” ― Chrissy Teigen

“This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n’ roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.” ― Jon Bon Jovi

“Kissing—and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing—is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.” ― Drew Barrymore

“Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point.” –Emma Stone

 “You can’t have rock ‘n’ roll without drugs. You can’t have rock ‘n’ roll without sex.” ― Rick James

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.” ― Joan Rivers

 “You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.” ― Richard Pryor

“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.” ― Will Durst

 “My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.” ― Chelsea Handler

“When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.” —Dr Ruth Westheimer

“Boredom is the biggest problem. The same position. Same day of the week. It becomes boring when you don’t bring any added flowers home.” —Dr Ruth Westheimer

“Most of us will get turned on at night by the very same things that we will demonstrate against during the day—the erotic mind is not very politically correct.” —Esther Perel

“Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.” —Billy Crystal

“There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” —Billy Joel

“It’s safe to say that most sex involves some form of nostalgia for something. Sex is a nostalgia for when you used to want it, sometimes. Sex is nostalgia for sex.” —Andy Warhol

“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” —Isabel Allende

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.” —Aldous Huxley

“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” —Deepak Chopra

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.” —James Baldwin

“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” —Andy Warhol

“Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it’s the secret to good sex.” —Susan Sontag

“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.” —Marilyn Monroe

“If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!” —Vince Vaughn

“Everyone probably thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I’d rather read a book.” —Madonna

“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult—anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me.” —Miley Cyrus

“If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like.” —Kim Kardashian

“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” —George Bernard Shaw

“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises—except for those of us who have vaginas.” —Howard Stern

“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.” —Chelsea Handler

“I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second … or the fifth. I’ll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.” —Chelsea Handler

“My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant.” —Margaret Cho

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” —Lily Tomlin

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.” —Joan Rivers

“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.” — Marilyn Monroe

“A career is wonderful thing, but you can’t snuggle up to it on a cold night.” —Marilyn Monroe

“Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.”— Marquis de Sade

“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.— Marilyn Monroe

“The difference between machines and human beings is that human beings can be reproduced by unskilled labour. — Clarke

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